Things I am looking forward to when I quit smoking.

1. Not smelling like smoke
2. Chicks dig dudes that don’t smoke (and as luck would have it, I dig chicks).
3. Running faster
4. Sitting through a movie without jonesing
5. Making fun of smokers
6. Not having chest pains that make me think I have advanced cancer
7. Not feeling like a stupid junkie
8. That self righteous smug look on my face when I tell smokers they should quit
9. Whiter teeth
10. Chicks
11. Not killing myself while lining the coffers of big business
12. Chicks

About Nathan Powell

I am a middle aged technologist freak-ball.
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6 Responses to Things I am looking forward to when I quit smoking.

  1. Matt says:

    Nate, sorry if I have ever given you a smug look. I try not to do that when talking to smokers about smoking. I know it way too easy for me to say that you should quit when I have never been a smoker.

  2. Matt, Hehe, naw I don’t recall ever getting that from you…plus…that is the nice thing about being a non-smoker…you should do it…I plan to! :)

  3. Edog says:

    Been a while since I’ve been on here. Right on. Chicks…

  4. capablanca says:

    truth is… smoking is and always has been simply cool

  5. Edog says:

    Anyone see “Thank you for smoking”? Pretty good satire about that very idea. Cracked me up.

  6. Patrick says:

    Actually, “Making fun of smokers” helped me quit. Whenever I saw a smoker, I mentally labeled them “Fuck-up” and discounted everything they said. Eventually, the jonesing died and I didn’t have to label people anymore….